What the hell has Brandi been eating?She evolved from fast to even faster to fastest… overnight!Last season, Brandi was a mere nobody.Well, that’s
unfair.Brandi Hodson was never a nobody.Nobody is
ever just a nobody.Your name’s in the phone book right?See?You’re a somebody after all.
Brandi turned in a sizzling 40:15 at last week’s triathlon, snuffing out such
heavy-hitters as Paul Hennessey and
the Antrims.She attributes her amazing new prowess to
clean living: Brandi seldom swears(“but when I do,
It’s a F..k.ng
hum-dinger!”), is very selective about her drugs and alcohol abuse, and appears
to pray regularly( while in aerodynamic tri-bar racing position). Congratulations Brandi. You go girl!
friggin’ babes taking over the sport of triathlon, let’s welcome those members of our newcomer cadre. And the men too.Just
a reminder: our [probably illegal] profiling of “most-likely-culprit-to-cause-a-bike-crash
ya lousy bastard(male, white, SUV-driving, single, capitalist,
litterbug, Republican)newcomer. Thus, best to remember, you’re new.No, you cannot keep pace with
our top dogs yet, because…well…you’renew!Not only will Brandi dust you on the bike anyways, but
you’ll crash and, if you survive the
crash, we will summarily execute you, gangland style, then sit on your Oakley
shades with our big asses.Got it?
Thursday might be a washout, that’s what they’re
forecasting.So, head in to either the Sugarbowl 5 miler,Khoury’s or Marsh Post.Sal and Lisa have generously
invited everyone to their house for a Triathlon on Sunday July 27 at It’s free. It’s gorgeous!.Bring something, I guess. Food or drink is
always nice.Their Tel# is 781 581-2434. Mike
Fitzgerald has offered to rescue distressed swimmers with Sal’s ‘dingy’.That’s funny don’t
The Nahant Beach Triathlon elite, traveling, racing team went to Asbury Grove’s
Duathlon, part of our ‘El cheapo race series’.We did quite well and didn’t get kicked out
of the post-race breakfast for a change, despite Mike’s inappropriate comments
to that 13 year old waitress. Tonight,
the Firefighter 5 at Hamilton.Tomorrow, Lynn Woods.
Jamie and Tara Crowleyhave brought up the notion of lengthening the swim portion
of our Triathlon.What do we think?Also, in case you
haven’t noticed, this season has not had as many ‘theme races’ as previous
years: tattoo night, squirtgun night, rock-trophy
night, etc.This is because we are
essentially a bunch of leaderless, rudderless, aimless slackers . You want some interesting
shit to happen?Make it happen!Grab the bull by the horns! Take over!Don’t just stand
there you sluggard, Do something! Ask not, ‘What can Bob Levine do for me?’, ask, ‘what can I
do for Bob Levine, the Nahant Triathlon, for my fellow man, and for Brandi’?