 posted Feb-07-2006 02:05 PM
  
Episode #59 - The ImplantOpening scene - Sidra on a Stairmaster at the New York Health Club. Jerry enters after his workout w/gymbag in hand. SIDRA: Oh, hi Jerry. JERRY: Hi, Sidra. I usually last about ten minutes on a Stairmaster. Unless of course there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. SIDRA (amused): Really. JERRY: Oh, yeah. That's why they call it a Stairmaster. You get up there and you stare. SIDRA (stepping off): Well, I'm done. I think I'm gonna go take a sauna. JERRY: Alright, I'll see you Thursday night, right? SIDRA: Thursday night. JERRY: Alright. Elaine walks over to Jerry. ELAINE: Good workout? JERRY (mimics smoking an "after sex cigarette"): Tremendous workout. ELAINE: That's a pretty girl. JERRY: Tremendous girl. ELAINE: She's the one you went out with last night? JERRY: Yeah. I really like her. ELAINE: You know, uh...they're fake. JERRY: What? Don't say that! ELAINE: Nah! They're fake! JERRY: How do you know? ELAINE: I can tell. You know how you're always bragging how you can spot a lesbian? JERRY: I'm not bragging, I happen to have a very keen lesbian eye. <A woman walks by Jerry and Elaine.> Hi, how ya doin.' <Jerry jerks a thumb at the woman to confirm his talent. Elaine is skeptical.> ELAINE: Oh, right. C'mon, don't you think they seem a bit too perfect? JERRY: Yes, they do! ELAINE: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man. JERRY: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs. Have you ever seen her naked in the locker room? ELAINE: No. JERRY: Oh, well, then I can't accept your testimony. Maybe if you had seen her naked. ELAINE: I don't want to see her naked. JERRY: Well, I do. ELAINE: Well, that's your problem. JERRY: Look, you made the allegation. The least you could do is follow up. ELAINE: Jerry, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna go in there and spy on her in the sauna? JERRY: Yes! Go in there! Do a little investigative journalism. I need to know! ELAINE: But a few more dates and you can find out for yourself! JERRY: Don't be so sure. Look at George - he's on his ninth date with Betsy, he still hasn't gotten anywhere with her. ELAINE: What's his problem? JERRY: Well, every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side. ELAINE: Wrong side? JERRY: Yeah, she was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand. Can't go left. ELAINE: He can't go left. JERRY: No! I'm lefty, can't go right. What about women? Do they go left or right? ELAINE: Nah, we just play defense.
IP: Logged |
<<<Going Right 
