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La Tortuga
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for La Tortuga     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Definitions needed here –

slash

knackered

"void" – I just wanted to take a moment and compliment you on this one – neutropenic is another good one – go ask Lisa. As is hypohemia – check “The Simpsons” transcripts for that one

cricket? – do people actually play this?

Shove Ha'penny, anyone?

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
slash = void.

knackered = very, very tired.

cricket? – do people actually play this? - oh yeah, although it's very unlikely to make an impression in America. But actually I was talking about the darts version, which a lot of Americans are familiar with.

Shove Ha'penny, anyone? = I dunno. Some sort of medieval drinking game, I think. Also called Shove Piggy Shove. Sounds like a riot!

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Shove Piggy Shove???"

That's not the kind of language a polite person uses, unless ...

No, there is no unless. It's just wrong.

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by randymar:
"Shove Piggy Shove???"

That's not the kind of language a polite person uses, unless ...

No, there is no unless. It's just wrong.


But to your average American, it still sounds less gay than cricket.

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well yes and no.

It's less gay in a "Let's all wear white, throw like a girls and try to hit the ball with a sawed off canoe paddle" kind of way.

But ... if you add "Shove" "Piggy" together, it's very gay in a "lonely Appalachian men doing things we shouldn't talk about" kind of way.

Which is far worse.

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by randymar:
Well yes and no.

It's less gay in a "Let's all wear white, throw like a girls and try to hit the ball with a sawed off canoe paddle" kind of way.

But ... if you add "Shove" "Piggy" together, it's very gay in a "lonely Appalachian men doing things we shouldn't talk about" kind of way.

Which is far worse.


I guess it's all a matter of perspective. Or is it location, location, location?

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Damn - sorry. Hit <reply> again.

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La Tortuga
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for La Tortuga     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MikeMills:
But to your average American, it still sounds less gay than cricket.

*psst - MM - no it doesn't*

Cricket sounds liek something the queen mum play and she isn't gay - Everyone knows that!!!

[This message has been edited by La Tortuga (edited Jan-30-2006).]

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by La Tortuga:
*psst - MM - no it doesn't*

Cricket sounds liek something the queen mum play and she isn't gay - Everyone knows that!!!


She's a saucy old bird, though. I bet she's had a gay moment or two (possibly involving cricket).

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MikeMills:
Or is it location, location, location?

Let's put it this way, you know how youse guys feel about sheep??? In the Mediterranean, it's goats??? In America it's hogs.

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by randymar:
Let's put it this way, you know how youse guys feel about sheep??? In the Mediterranean, it's goats??? In America it's hogs.

Thanks man - I'll keep that in mind next time I anthropomorphize. Black Sheep Ale anyone?

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way.
Baa, baa, baa."

quote:

The most famous Marine Corps fighter squadron of WW2, VMF-214, forever linked with its second CO, Pappy Boyington, went through three incarnations, three entirely different units, that used the same squadron number.

The first VMF-214, nicknamed the "Swashbucklers", fought in mid-1943 in the Solomons campaign, under Major George Britt. Flying Wildcats and then Corsairs, this team claimed 20 aerial victories and included two aces.

The second incarnation, the famed "Black Sheep" squadron, fought above the Northern Solomons and Rabaul, from August, 1943 through January, 1944. They shot down 94 Japanese planes, and counted 8 aces, in addition to Boyington.


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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow. Pappy Boyington must've sounded tough, once.

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 03:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Read, b!tch: http://www.acepilots.com/usmc_boyington.html

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by randymar:
Read, b!tch: http://www.acepilots.com/usmc_boyington.html

Ah. So not, in fact, a cake boy then.

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You gotta start speakin' 'Merican, boy.

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La Tortuga
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for La Tortuga     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yikes - I'm staying out of this one - ciao.

[This message has been edited by La Tortuga (edited Jan-30-2006).]

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
For the record:
"Re: What is the furthest distance you have run drunk?"


Drunk Run: 4 miles
Naked Drunk Run: 1.5 Miles


Drunk Bike: 12 Miles
Naked Drunk Bike: 6 Miles


Drunk / Naked Drunk Swim: NOT ADVISED
Naked Swim: Highly recommended ... coupla hours; no distance travelled

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MikeMills
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeMills   Click Here to Email MikeMills     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by randymar:
Naked Swim: Highly recommended ...

Agreed. But what about naked drunk swimming? Should we be talking about this?!

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
See "Jaws"

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La Tortuga
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for La Tortuga     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had to check in on you two - naked drunk swimming is best done with shots of bourbon - forget Jaws - it never happened.

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I defer to the sweetest MASS-hole I know.

"Amity, as you know, means friendship."

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salathe
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posted Jan-30-2006 04:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for salathe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what a beautiful thread. surprised it has taken me this long to find it. must have been to busy pounding SNPA's.

here's a good shot of me drinkin' the dole near the top of el cap this past july:

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Take it Mike ...

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randymar
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posted Jan-30-2006 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I gotta do EVERYTHING around here!!!

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