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Funny/favorite sayings writen in t-shirts.


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kake49
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posted Jul-31-2006 01:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kake49     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i liked this one a lot
"there are clubs you don't belong to,
schools you can't attend,
neighborhoods you can't live in,
but the trails are always open."

I got it from a shirt someone was wearing at an xc camp last week.

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TIMe2run11
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posted Aug-01-2006 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TIMe2run11     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"BUTFER"

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relentlessrunner
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posted Aug-07-2006 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for relentlessrunner   Click Here to Email relentlessrunner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by duncanofduncan:
"Jesus is coming...look busy"

OMG This is hilarious!!

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relentlessrunner
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posted Aug-07-2006 12:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for relentlessrunner   Click Here to Email relentlessrunner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rdcotton:
Found on the back of my daughter's HS XC t-shirts:

You might be a cross couontry runner if ...

Your shoes have more miles on them thanyou car does.
You run farther in a week than your bus travel for meets.
The dogs have to hurry to keep up.
You finish the race looking like you wrestled a bear ... and
don't care.
You combine phrases like "10 Mile" and Easy Run" in
the same breath.
You can eat your weight in spaghetti.
You schedule dates around your meets.
You spend more on training clothes than school clothes.
You wear those same training clothes to school reguarly.
You carry a water bottle with you everywhere you go.
You're running in your dreams.
Your calves are bigger than your biceps.

Ray


OMG! I absolutely LOVE this!! If you don't mind I think I'll suggest it to my xc team and maybe we'll have it on our shirts this year. I'm still laughing!!!

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relentlessrunner
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posted Aug-07-2006 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for relentlessrunner   Click Here to Email relentlessrunner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PacerChris:

WWJD for a Klondike Bar


I LOVE IT!!!

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NGeorgiaTR
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posted Aug-07-2006 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NGeorgiaTR   Click Here to Email NGeorgiaTR     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One of the best I've seen ...

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kbear08
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posted Aug-08-2006 01:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kbear08   Click Here to Email kbear08     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"there are two types of people. those who run, and those who should

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~K~

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joescool
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posted Aug-08-2006 02:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for joescool   Click Here to Email joescool     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kbear08:
"there are two types of people. those who run, and those who should


I've heard it as: "Those who run, and those who wish they did".

Actually the one I've actually seen has "play soccer" rather than "run".

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Peach4Gold
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posted Aug-08-2006 02:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peach4Gold     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Front: I get what I want
Back: because I can

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Leave it all on the track and don't look back!

Liver Transplant July 2, 1991

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joescool
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posted Aug-08-2006 03:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for joescool   Click Here to Email joescool     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kbear08:
"there are two types of people. those who run, and those who should


I've heard it as: "Those who run, and those who wish they did".

Actually the one I've actually seen has "play soccer" rather than "run".

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TLouiseMc
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posted Aug-12-2006 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TLouiseMc   Click Here to Email TLouiseMc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
gonna get this one printed right away - spoken by my son, who had come 5 miles out in the woods in the dark to find DH and I on a long run........

"ya'll 'bout aint got no sense."

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randymar
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posted Aug-13-2006 08:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TIMe2run11:
"BUTFER"

Buck Futter???

"Oh, I think you do Trebeck."

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Life is Short ... Make Fun of It.

400 Beers

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randymar
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posted Aug-13-2006 08:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dmichaelp:

In my day it would have been:

"...and Sanderson floors him with a viscious forearm to the head!"


I remember something saying "Only Jesus save more than Bernie Parent"

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imsoslow
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posted Aug-13-2006 09:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for imsoslow   Click Here to Email imsoslow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Seen on a runner at this year's Indy Half Marathon

"I gave up 9 years of smoking for this?"

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pj cat
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posted Aug-14-2006 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pj cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
At the New London Hospital Days Triathlon,
written on the back

"Thanks, I've never passed anyone before"

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pj cat
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posted Aug-14-2006 09:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pj cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh yeah, this one was hand written in ball-point pen on white paper and pinned on the back of an older gentleman wearing knee-length jean cut-offs and >30 year old sneakers at a recent 5K.
"Do not pass"

It wasn't so much what it said, but the whole package.

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hustleup
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posted Aug-15-2006 01:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hustleup   Click Here to Email hustleup     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pj cat:
At the New London Hospital Days Triathlon,
written on the back

"Thanks, I've never passed anyone before"


OMG, I LOVE that one!!!

These are all hysterical. Thanks everyone!!

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fraggle15rock
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posted Aug-15-2006 06:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fraggle15rock   Click Here to Email fraggle15rock     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Runners are the only real athletes. All the other ones just play with their balls.

Competitions a dick, so beat it!

I just love the smell of road kill in the morning!

Will you honk at me when I run past your funeral?

My sport is your sports punishment.

If you can read this, you're losing.

I kick assphalt!

Running is a mental sport. We're all insane.

Joggers get in more pants.

Just 1 more mile...

I don't need wings to make me fly.

I don't strectch - I like to run stiff.

I upped my standards, so up yours!

Hills? No problem - I can go up and down for hours.

Running - the reason I drink... water.

Runners do it longer.

If you can read this, you were passed by a fat guy.

I've got the runs!

If this were any easier, it'd be called football.

Rehab is for quitters.

It's funner with a runner!

Being you're behind, how's mine?

Your pace or mine?

My mascara runs faster than you do.

I run with the Kenyans... where'd they go?

Everyone loves a quickie.

I do more before 8AM than most people do all day long.

You can't beat me on the track, so beat us off.

There are two types of people. Those who run, and those who should.

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starfish1000
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posted Aug-17-2006 07:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starfish1000     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On a bumper sticker ...

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

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RIFLASH
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posted Aug-17-2006 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RIFLASH     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ON A BUMPER STICKER:
SOME DAYS YOUR THE DOG
SOME DAYS YOUR THE HYDRANT

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wanttorun100
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posted Aug-17-2006 09:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wanttorun100   Click Here to Email wanttorun100     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
IV! We don't need no stinking IV

{race was held in mid July}

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www.irey.com

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jcdenton2000
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posted Aug-17-2006 04:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jcdenton2000   Click Here to Email jcdenton2000     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had a No Fear shirt in HS (ok, just gave away my age!) that said:

(BACK)
The Meek May Inherit the Earth...

But they better get the hell off the track!


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jcdenton2000
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posted Aug-17-2006 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jcdenton2000   Click Here to Email jcdenton2000     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Had a No Fear shirt in HS:

The meek may inherit the earth,
but they better stay they hell off the track.

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gfuribondo
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posted Aug-17-2006 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gfuribondo   Click Here to Email gfuribondo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
just saw one last weekend at the chicago distance classic.

10 months ago I had colo/rectal cancer.
Today, cancer is kissing my ass.

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mmmboys247
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posted Sep-26-2006 06:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mmmboys247     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Our boys have a t-shirt that reads:

"Chicks Dig Endurance"

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