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Topic: Funny/favorite sayings writen in t-shirts. |
LeftRightRepeat
Cool Runner |
 posted May-10-2005 08:43 AM
   
I like a variation of one of the above... Vanquish the weak.
Hurdle the dead.
Arrive triumphant. ------------------
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lamerunner
Cool Runner |
posted May-10-2005 10:10 AM
"Madness takes its Toll"
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watergirl
Cool Runner |
posted May-10-2005 11:53 AM
My brother's cross country t-shirt: This sport would be fun if it wasn't for all the running
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beegee714
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posted May-18-2005 09:24 AM
I have a marathon shirt that says
"26.2 miles
strength
endurance
finish line
no sweat
Yeah..I run like a girl"I also saw one during a marathon that said.."Race entry 80.00, running shoes 100.00, finishing one more marathon than my husband...priceless."
My personal favorite is the Hash House harrier shirt that says, " a drinking club with a running problem."
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Rain Man
Cool Runner |
posted May-18-2005 07:29 PM
"Start slowly and taper off." from the Dolphin South End running club in SF.------------------
Got Hills? Cable Car Chase!
The Quintessential San Francisco Run!
August 28, 2005
Prize packages to Tokyo, Osaka, Disneyland, and Vegas. Plus Sake!
More details: http://www.CABLECARCHASE.com
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eric138
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posted May-21-2005 04:15 PM
AWESOME!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by lioness1:
I have a t-shirt my bf gave me that says "Sorry, I've got to run." One saying I like, "My sport is your sport's punishment."
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eric138
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posted May-21-2005 04:22 PM
not a runny but a funny,
"a grouchy german is a sour kraut"
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petriedish
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posted May-28-2005 02:45 AM
Not a running T, but my favorite:Ever feel like life is a test......and you forgot your #2 pencil?
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Dr GeneMachine
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posted May-28-2005 03:12 AM
I found me a nice one today - perfect for those bad days:
"If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be here"
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Itwasntme08
Cool Runner |
posted May-28-2005 03:16 AM
"We don't need wings to make us fly."
Was on the back of our track hoodys this year.
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jellybean567
Cool Runner |
posted May-30-2005 11:17 AM
I have this shirt, it says "just one more mile" I like to wear that one. A couple of years ago we were gonna get XC shirts that said "we're not fast, you're just slow" or else "we're not slow, you're just fast" but our coach wouldn't let us.  I also saw this shirt that said "catch me if u can!" on the back
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ACruze
Cool Runner |
posted May-30-2005 11:31 AM
I have a shirt that says
I am slow
I know
Get over it 
Also...
At a race my friend was at there was this guy wearing a shirt that said "If you can read this you've been passed by a fat guy" A Motorcylce one... says .. if you can read this the B&&& fell off
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eastcc
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posted May-31-2005 08:37 PM
These are some quotes that we used for our cross-country shirts at East Fairmont High.
Front: We Dont Strech We Like To...
Back: RUN STIFF!Front: We Upped Our STandards So....
Back: UP YOURS! Front: We Run HARD with our HEAS UP Front: Hills? No Problem...
Back: We Go Up And Down For Hours!
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stinkydroolface
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posted May-31-2005 09:40 PM
On the front of todays home page...I over train! So, I can over eat!!
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runlifer08
Cool Runner |
posted May-31-2005 09:49 PM
Run like you stole something
Runners... yeah we're crazy (it had the pic of el g right after his double...the one with his eyes bulging and giving the two)
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randymar
Cool Runner |
posted Jun-01-2005 01:18 PM
"Will F*ck For Shoes"------------------
Life is Short ... Make Fun of It.
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catiejoy
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posted Jun-01-2005 01:43 PM
I have some from my high school days of XC:"Worship me like the running goddess I am." "We play cross country." (on the front) Lady Lions XC
(on the back) "Since you're behind, how's mine?"
(with matching shorts with "how's mine" on the butt) "To give anything less than your best is to sacrafice the Gift. -Pre" "WARNING: the Surgen General didn't say anything about not smoking the competition." We also enjoyed making shirts that taunted our horrible football team with the fact that all four years both boys and girls went to state and they never even had a winning season. They are a little harsh to post on here! :c)
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garritat
Cool Runner |
posted Jun-01-2005 10:35 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bienzi:
[B]"JETER SUCKS
A-ROD"..
(HEHEHEHEHE)
I demand that this racist, homophobic post be deleted immediately! It is not at all in keeping with the tone of coolrunning,.com posts.
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jennychow
Cool Runner |
posted Jun-02-2005 11:01 AM
Jay, I loved your condiment one.The funniest shirt I've seen said: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
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TrailRunner88
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posted Jun-02-2005 04:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by runn1csu:
"Kick Assphalt"
THis one is hilariousTrailrunner88
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TrailRunner88
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posted Jun-02-2005 04:38 PM
Coach never got off our back about Hydrating. "Cross Country, THe reason I Drink.... Water"
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tallie
Cool Runner |
posted Jun-02-2005 04:43 PM
Hey to whoever asked - i HAVE the 'cheaper than therapy' shirt - it was made by Nike Running and it's a longsleeve coolmax. I found it at Decathlon Sports on the clearance rack. It's SO true!
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Paiko
Cool Runner |
posted Jun-02-2005 07:59 PM
(Front) "I don't do triathlons..." (back) "...I do triathletes". It was on the photographers shirts
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Mudd Runner
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posted Jun-02-2005 10:41 PM
I always liked, "Our team's practice is your teams punishment."
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bpitreau
Cool Runner |
posted Jun-03-2005 08:16 AM
I saw a shirt yesterday that said "We work ours off so we can kick yours" I got a chuckle out of it and immediately thought of this thread. I think I need a hobby....
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