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Funny/favorite sayings writen in t-shirts.


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LeftRightRepeat
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posted May-10-2005 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeftRightRepeat   Click Here to Email LeftRightRepeat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like a variation of one of the above...

Vanquish the weak.
Hurdle the dead.
Arrive triumphant.

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->>>John<<<-

[This message has been edited by LeftRightRepeat (edited May-10-2005).]

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lamerunner
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posted May-10-2005 10:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lamerunner   Click Here to Email lamerunner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Madness takes its Toll"

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watergirl
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posted May-10-2005 11:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for watergirl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My brother's cross country t-shirt:

This sport would be fun if it wasn't for all the running


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beegee714
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posted May-18-2005 09:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a marathon shirt that says
"26.2 miles
strength
endurance
finish line
no sweat
Yeah..I run like a girl"

I also saw one during a marathon that said.."Race entry 80.00, running shoes 100.00, finishing one more marathon than my husband...priceless."
My personal favorite is the Hash House harrier shirt that says, " a drinking club with a running problem."

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Rain Man
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posted May-18-2005 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rain Man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Start slowly and taper off." from the Dolphin South End running club in SF.

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Got Hills? Cable Car Chase!
The Quintessential San Francisco Run!

August 28, 2005
Prize packages to Tokyo, Osaka, Disneyland, and Vegas. Plus Sake!
More details: http://www.CABLECARCHASE.com

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eric138
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posted May-21-2005 04:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AWESOME!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by lioness1:
I have a t-shirt my bf gave me that says "Sorry, I've got to run."

One saying I like, "My sport is your sport's punishment."


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eric138
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posted May-21-2005 04:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
not a runny but a funny,
"a grouchy german is a sour kraut"

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petriedish
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posted May-28-2005 02:45 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not a running T, but my favorite:

Ever feel like life is a test......and you forgot your #2 pencil?

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Dr GeneMachine
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posted May-28-2005 03:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I found me a nice one today - perfect for those bad days:
"If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be here"

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Itwasntme08
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posted May-28-2005 03:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Itwasntme08     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"We don't need wings to make us fly."
Was on the back of our track hoodys this year.

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jellybean567
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posted May-30-2005 11:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jellybean567   Click Here to Email jellybean567     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have this shirt, it says "just one more mile" I like to wear that one. A couple of years ago we were gonna get XC shirts that said "we're not fast, you're just slow" or else "we're not slow, you're just fast" but our coach wouldn't let us. I also saw this shirt that said "catch me if u can!" on the back

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ACruze
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posted May-30-2005 11:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ACruze   Click Here to Email ACruze     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a shirt that says
I am slow
I know
Get over it


Also...

At a race my friend was at there was this guy wearing a shirt that said "If you can read this you've been passed by a fat guy"

A Motorcylce one... says .. if you can read this the B&&& fell off

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eastcc
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posted May-31-2005 08:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
These are some quotes that we used for our cross-country shirts at East Fairmont High.
Front: We Dont Strech We Like To...
Back: RUN STIFF!

Front: We Upped Our STandards So....
Back: UP YOURS!

Front: We Run HARD with our HEAS UP

Front: Hills? No Problem...
Back: We Go Up And Down For Hours!

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stinkydroolface
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posted May-31-2005 09:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the front of todays home page...

I over train! So, I can over eat!!

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runlifer08
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posted May-31-2005 09:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for runlifer08   Click Here to Email runlifer08     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Run like you stole something
Runners... yeah we're crazy (it had the pic of el g right after his double...the one with his eyes bulging and giving the two)

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randymar
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posted Jun-01-2005 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for randymar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Will F*ck For Shoes"

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Life is Short ... Make Fun of It.

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catiejoy
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posted Jun-01-2005 01:43 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have some from my high school days of XC:

"Worship me like the running goddess I am."

"We play cross country."

(on the front) Lady Lions XC
(on the back) "Since you're behind, how's mine?"
(with matching shorts with "how's mine" on the butt)

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrafice the Gift. -Pre"

"WARNING: the Surgen General didn't say anything about not smoking the competition."

We also enjoyed making shirts that taunted our horrible football team with the fact that all four years both boys and girls went to state and they never even had a winning season. They are a little harsh to post on here! :c)

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garritat
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posted Jun-01-2005 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for garritat   Click Here to Email garritat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bienzi:
[B]"JETER SUCKS
A-ROD"..


(HEHEHEHEHE)


I demand that this racist, homophobic post be deleted immediately! It is not at all in keeping with the tone of coolrunning,.com posts.

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jennychow
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posted Jun-02-2005 11:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jennychow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jay, I loved your condiment one.

The funniest shirt I've seen said:

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

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TrailRunner88
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posted Jun-02-2005 04:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by runn1csu:
"Kick Assphalt"

THis one is hilarious

Trailrunner88

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TrailRunner88
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posted Jun-02-2005 04:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Coach never got off our back about Hydrating.

"Cross Country, THe reason I Drink.... Water"


TrailRunner88

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tallie
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posted Jun-02-2005 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tallie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey to whoever asked - i HAVE the 'cheaper than therapy' shirt - it was made by Nike Running and it's a longsleeve coolmax. I found it at Decathlon Sports on the clearance rack.

It's SO true!

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Paiko
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posted Jun-02-2005 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Paiko     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
(Front) "I don't do triathlons..." (back) "...I do triathletes". It was on the photographers shirts

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Mudd Runner
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posted Jun-02-2005 10:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I always liked, "Our team's practice is your teams punishment."

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bpitreau
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posted Jun-03-2005 08:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bpitreau     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw a shirt yesterday that said "We work ours off so we can kick yours" I got a chuckle out of it and immediately thought of this thread. I think I need a hobby....

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