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Asian Longhorned Beetle
An Ců Liath Irish
11 Kelley Square
Worcester, Massachusetts 01610
Our host city is under quarantine by the Federal Government of these United States of America due to our version of Beetle mania. No, Paul, John, Ringo, and the other guy aren't coming to town but....The Longhorn Steakhouse beetle, or whatever it's called, has taken up residence in the trees of Worcester. Apparently this is bad. Many trees will be lost and so the shade these trees provide us with will be lost as well. I can just see the throngs of weary citizens dehydrated and sunburned walking warily through the streets desperately trying to take refuge from the sun. This is going to be ugly and like every other problem in the world we can only blame one man...George Bush. Maybe we can get Bruce Willis back here. There's a guy who can handle a crisis.
The good news is we will still be running every Monday Night at 6:30 pm. If we don't, the beetles win and let's be honest, things could be worse, Denver has been invaded by Clintons........
Susan Leo Johnson