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Asian Longhorned Beetle
An Ců Liath Irish
Pub
11
Kelley Square
Worcester, Massachusetts
01610
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Our host city is under quarantine by the Federal Government of these United States of America due to our version of Beetle mania. No, Paul, John, Ringo, and the other guy aren't coming to town but....The Longhorn Steakhouse beetle, or whatever it's called, has taken up residence in the trees of Worcester. Apparently this is bad. Many trees will be lost and so the shade these trees provide us with will be lost as well. I can just see the throngs of weary citizens dehydrated and sunburned walking warily through the streets desperately trying to take refuge from the sun. This is going to be ugly and like every other problem in the world we can only blame one man...George Bush. Maybe we can get Bruce Willis back here. There's a guy who can handle a crisis.
The good news is we will still be running every Monday Night at 6:30 pm. If we don't, the beetles win and let's be honest, things could be worse, Denver has been invaded by Clintons........
GODSPEED
5km results
Place
TIME
Name
TOWN
CLUB
1
21:47
Brian McCarthy
Worcester
2
22:12
Glenn O'Connor
Milford
CSU
3
23:05
Tom Lynch
Natick
USACFRF
4
23:07
Scott Stevens
Holden
SSAC/CMS
5
23:44
Mark Johnson
Paxton
CMS
6
25:17
Jack Goolsky
Rutland
CMS
7
26:06
Jacques Guyette
Worcester
8
26:36
Mike Keating
Worcester
CMS
9
26:43
Shawn Fitzpatrick
Worcester
CMS
10
26:46
Eddie Sanborn
Worcester
CMS
11
26:55
Susan Leo Johnson
Worcester
12
27:58
Tracy Flynn
Shrewsbury
CMS
13
28:59
Stu Thurston
Boylston
CMS
14
31:30
Cyndy Curley
Sterling
CMS
15
31:59
R.G. Hunt
Auburn
CMS
16
33:11
Marta Carlson
Paxton
CMS
17
Mike Sikorski
Sterling
CMS
18
Dave Krom
Worcester
CMS